Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's four months away from December and… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
