The best thing to do after a bad breakup is eat alot of ice cream, not get back toghether. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Mom: YOU`RE GROUNDED. Me: Psh. Fine I don`t care. Mom: Give me your phone then. Me: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don`t care who you love. I`m just trying to pee. -_- — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Dear Mobile phone, thank you for being there when I`m in awkward situations. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Dear shirt, I fell in love with... I hate you. Sincerely, just saw the price tag. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when your toothpaste does a suicide dive off of your toothbrush — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
