A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dont base your decisions on the advice of people who dont have to deal with the results. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and Im still at work — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I'm the last one awake and I'm going to bed I run for my life to my room then do a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
