According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say it's definitely not there, I checked three times!!! and then it magically appears there. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I always open the medicine cabinet quietly. The sleeping pills don't like to be woken. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Im not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Today I went on Google.com & searched ninjas. The computer told me Ninjas cannot be found. Well played, ninjas, well played — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If 2012 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
