Funny Quote by Hussein Nishah

Let's put it this way: the glass is half-empty, but the fact is, I can always get another drink

— Ville Valo

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be grateful you have a glass - your the only person that…

— Gurbaksh Chahal

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full... Be grateful that you have a glass and there is something…

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

— Joey Comeau

Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water.

— Mark Cuban

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and grateful that there's something…

— Anonymous

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.

— Eddie Money

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

— Bill Cosby

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split…

— Bill Cosby

Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or…

— Larry Winget

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

— Anonymous