Crazy Quote by Joey Comeau

“The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.”

— Chris Byrd

Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or…

— Larry Winget

“Whether your glass is half full or half empty, hope can fill it up.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split…

— Bill Cosby

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I…

— David Kaufman

“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”

— Catherine Goldhammer

“Is your glass half full or half empty? What do you see when you look in your heart? If you seek to find order…

— Laura Crean

“It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint…

— Nick Hornby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

— Bill Cosby

“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”

— Trish Jackson

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink.

— Hussein Nishah