Crazy Quote by Joey Comeau

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be grateful you have a glass - your the only person that…

— Gurbaksh Chahal

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink.

— Hussein Nishah

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

— Bill Cosby

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full... Be grateful that you have a glass and there is something…

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and grateful that there's something…

— Anonymous

Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water.

— Mark Cuban

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split…

— Bill Cosby

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.

— Eddie Money

Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or…

— Larry Winget

I think everyone has the same question on their mind: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

— Oliver Stone

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

— Ellen DeGeneres