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Fuck That! You'd be jackin' me quick. I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, — Insane Clown Posse Copy Share Image
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
