Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You call me a bit*h? Well a bit*h is a dog, Dogs bark, Bark is on trees, Trees are nature, Nature is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to wake up with you in the morning hours. I want to get hot and sweaty together. I want us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love your enemies. They'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Son walks in on dad in the shower* Son: Dad what's that hairy thing between your legs Dad: Well son that's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life ... is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
