I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as 'dyjjyggffj', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Beautiful moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers. . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do NOT text me while I'm texting you back! Now I have to change my message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your 9, how serious can your relationship be? Oooh, we just totally went down the slide together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you study SO hard for an exam, & you readthe first question & you're Like WTF where was this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I oppose the Gay Pride Parade because it reminds me all the hot guys I want to sleep with are gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said blood is thicker than water needs to have some of my family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate our freedom to complain about July 4th falling in the middle of the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Final Destination 5...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
