When People Are All Like; Oh I'm So Cool I Get 3 Girls In One Day At 10 Years Old BlahahahahAnd You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My damn phone doesn't allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, Low… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is It Bad That i've Eaten About 18 Blue Jolly Ranchers? My Tongue Is a VERY Dark Blue lol - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; its just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, a wePhone or an ourPhone it's an iPhone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you dont recharge his batteries,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between tanning and looking a like a bag of doritos raped you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Asdfghjkl;. crying. my mom said she's considering buying the Sapphire VIP package for the BELIEVE tour. oh my god. I have too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
