I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to send you something nice that would make you smile but the postman told me to get out of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thy funniest thing that I could ever think of is, typing is kind of like playing an piano. When you think things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like wearing big sweaters. Not cause they're all comfy, but when the sleeves are really big I get to flop them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm breaking up wit you ,Watcha gonna do? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when an obese girl asks who I looks like. Her weight was 120 Kg, she looks like an elephant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so lazy. No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen intocarbon dioxide all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect girls to look like Victoria's Secret angels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advice of the day: If you are trapped between your feelings and what other people think is right, always go with what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
