Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NO TRESPASSING !!! Violators will be shot ! Survivors will be shot again !!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when you cry over someone when they dont even care if they dont care why should we you know there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't ever be depending on a rabbit's foot for good luck, when it obviously didn't work for the rabbit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side, which is still my side! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on quitting smoking and not yet becoming morbidly obese. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people ask too many questions, like can you notsee I'm ANNOYED AS fuck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Winning BET Awards is the equivalent of getting cards with no money in them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
