Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.. ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess you were just one of those people that walked into my life, taught me a lesson, and then walked away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know what's the saddest quote ever created by the funniest man in the world? , I love walking in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone's in a relationship and I'm just sitting here like yep...... I love my pet'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
U think I'm jealous of u??? Well yes I am coz if I would b a boy I could have never gotta… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Bastille Day to someone pretentious enough to know what the fuck that is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
