Fats Quotes · Page 20

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

— Hank Stram

There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady.

— Anonymous

Hee that hath one hogge makes him fat, and hee that hath one son makes him a foole.

— George Herbert

Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat.

— Jill Johnson

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

— Margaret Atwood

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

— Joan Rivers

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.

— Gayle Forman

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

— Dave Barry

I used to weigh myself every day at a certain time of day. Then I would write down the number and measure…

— Katherine Heigl

[To Oleg Cassini:] Just make sure no one has exactly the same dress I do ... I want all of mine to…

— Jackie Kennedy

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll…

— Rodney Dangerfield

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to…

— Sinead O'Connor

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

— Caitlin Moran

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours…

— Don Marquis

I don't exercise. I'm skinny fat. I worry about being too skinny. You should see my brother, he's, like, emaciated. We both…

— Kristen Stewart

I tell actresses, "If you're too tall, if you're too fat, you're not going to work. I don't care how talented you…

— Pam Grier

No... the blues are because you're getting fat or because it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean…

— Holly Golightly

The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are- bald or old or fat or…

— Charles Handy

If you're sloppy, that's just fine. If you're moody, I won't mind. If you're fat, that's fine with me. If you're skinny,…

— Shel Silverstein

Food is a big bargain in America, and you can go to these places, we all like them, and you get big…

— William J. Clinton

Throughout my life, I have tried to share my belief that getting and staying healthy doesn't have to feel like work. My…

— Suzanne Somers

A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. We’re meant to shellac our lips with five different…

— Molly Crabapple

V-necks are great because you can get a little fat and you still look kind of good - and I like to…

— Zachary Knighton

I eat nothing that's processed or refined - no high-fructose corn syrup, no sugar, no trans-fats. I eat a lot of fish…

— Dean Karnazes

The desirable virgin is sexy but not sexual. She's young, white, and skinny. She's a cheerleader, a babysitter; she's accessible and eager…

— Jessica Valenti

At the end of the day, yes. It's all about the marbling and maybe a few other things along the way. But…

— Dan Barber

Because everybody lies. It's part of living in society. Don't get me wrong-I think it's necessary. The last thing anyone wants is…

— Nicholas Sparks

I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at…

— Louis C. K

“A story about the Jack Spratts of medicine [was] told recently by Dr. Charles H. Best , co-discoverer of insulin. He had…

— Richard Mackarness

Forests and trees make significant direct contributions to the nutrition of poor households ... [as] rural communities in Central Africa obtained a…

— Frances Ford Seymour

The secret is contained in a three-part formula I learned in the gym: self confidence, a positive mental attitude, and honest hard…

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd…

— Dave Cook

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

— Zach Galifianakis

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.

— Evan Esar

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus.

— Rick Riordan

A fat house-keeper makes leane Executors. [A fat housekeeper makes lean executors.]

— George Herbert

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

— Joan Rivers

Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat.

— Elton John

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins.

— Walter M. Miller, Jr