No theory ever benefited by the application of data, Amy. Data kills theories. A theory has no better time than when it's… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image