I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
Yes I'm pissed off and most people irritate me.But if people weren't so ignorant, self absorbed and down right stupid,i wouldn't have… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture... O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To young for marriage, to old for games, to smart for players and to fly for lames. — Amanda Copy Share Image
History may repeat itself, But Herstory won't ever shut the fuck up about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like being arrested 'anything you say can and will be used against you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney Channel should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
