Sometimes it's okay to be single as long as you enjoy it and not dying for a boyfriend. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Chops Down Trees, Makes It Into Paper, And Writes, SAVE TREES On That Same… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
When I am with you, we stay up all night. When you're not here, I can't go to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feeling slightly perturbed and irritable. Maybe a tad pissy too, with a pinch of bitchy thrown in for good measures. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca Copy Share Image
May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never use google translate because it gives you a verb, but use a dictionary cuz it gives you a knowledge — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking outside of the box is easy. Understanding women is hard. — Funsho Macaulay II Copy Share Image
It's hard to be far with someone you love..but it is harder to know that the one you love make's way to… — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;] — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Don't hate me bcz I m a bad boy. Hate me bcz I don't even try to be good. — Rahat Islam Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
There have been many people throughout my life who I have lost, but I am not sad. I remember all the good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
