I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: You're so pretty No I'm not, I'm ugly WELL.. YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im crazy. Im brave. Im cheerful. Im annoying. Im just me & I like it like that! — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life for like 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life: Every second gives you a chance to turn it all around... and every second is a chance for it all to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I studied everything but never topped. but today, the topnotcher of the best universities are my employees... — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life. — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
You don't care about 'something', until 'something' happens to deal with you. — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me like people I've never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DO NOT expect a 'Bless You' after your 5th sneeze get that shit under fucking control. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
