Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Football season has officially started which marks the end of dating season. I'll try again next summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, 'No one gives a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting hand full of FRIENDSHIP BANDS doesn't mean they are all true friends Just get a band to hearts its enough to… — Ejaz D RoxTar Copy Share Image
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents… — Shennon Fabiano Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im gonna pick up the pieces and build a lego house, if things go wrong we can always knock it over. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No one can understand you, When your love is rejected… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Way to make a girl smile: always tell her You're beautiful. a little lie doesn't matter (: — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
