Facebook status Quotes · Page 59

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

— Jessica Mcdoodle

Shoot Ahh Textt (: 949'390'9138.

— Anonymous

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who`s real and who`s fake...

— Tanya Bianco

Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every…

— Armin Ferizovic

Dear Mom & Dad, I love you both so much.

— King Dennie

When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love.

— Anonymous

Sex with different partners - Go compare

— Nikhil Saluja

America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.

— Jaylon Hillsman

A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age. However a good woman will always be…

— Anonymous

That commercial where that guy tries to talk backwards >>> lol

— HelloKittyObessed

Solvent: A hole in the bottom of a shoe

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.

— Anonymous

Dear Fall, Thank you for giving me a reason to wear cute boots and drink pumpkin spice lattes!

— Anonymous

Forget about likes and dislikes. they are of no consequence. Just do what must be done.

— Majesty

My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'.

— Anonymous

Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and…

— Anonymous

Three Things to Love.. Purity, Honesty and Hard work.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.

— Anonymous

Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither.

— Nikhil Saluja

Today, Im gonna face the world with one thing in mind............. Start the day thinking about you! and with all the decision…

— Errol Flynn

It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like.

— Anonymous

Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

— Anonymous

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

— Anonymous