If a bunch of guys are calling me a bitch,i know I must be hitting a nerve.If they are calling me a… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitches be twerking for NO REASON, *microwave goes off* oh shit , my food done. *starts twerking* HOE SIT YO ASS DOWN & EAT ! — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but dont want to sing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wrote the story myself. Its about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
It's so lame how men act on a dating site. How am I suppose to have an interest in you when I… — Vpl Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of those things has ever been gloves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
