Facebook status Quotes · Page 56

I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.

— Anonymous

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

— Anonymous

Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures

— Becca

I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.

— Hussein Nishah

Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot.

— Faira Here

Dont let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and evict them.

— Anonymous

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only…

— Hussein Nishah

Real people are so hard to find these days..

— Unkown

The people who want to be in your life will always find a way, just don't push them away.

— Anonymous

Dont do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor aint.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If you miss someone just tag their names to remember you! :D

— Mc Vinzed

Love isn't about reading the same page, but it's about reading the whole book and smile

— Uknown

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

— Cyberbilly

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!'

— Anonymous

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

— Hussein Nishah

Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

— Nikhil Saluja

A silence way it is not the end of the love.You are still the one that I always worry about just I…

— Phara168

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend.

— Anonymous

God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro.

— Nikhil Saluja

If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she…

— Becca

Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears!

— Anonymous

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

— Nikhil Saluja

Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom…

— Anonymous

Not everything you have stays forever. But there are things you would be glad to fight for just so you can have…

— Anonymous

A boy will manipulate your heart. The man explores it.

— Nikhil Saluja