R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're all thats in my mind.. I wish one day you would get out of my mind coz Id love to make… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Girls who say Lots of guys want me should never forget that low prices attract the most customers. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the f*ck did they get that in here?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I hate when I ask my mom how to spell something and she sais look it up in the dictionary. I would… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything… — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ok I'm gonna clear som stuff up . america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u… — TeenQuotes Page Copy Share Image
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I believe that the sun shines after the rain....I believe if you don't get hurt you'll never gain...I believe in not doing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
