Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can block me on Facebook but I know you cant block out the memories of me and you together in your… — Leah Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life we are given mountains to climb. Although the speed at which we climb these mountains and the length of time… — David DtK Smith Copy Share Image
Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I try samples at stores: 5% Im thinking of buying the product 95% I want free food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will fall on you and cut off your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long friend list on FB and whats app. But its important to have some friend who can… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me a slut, call me a whore. If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On internet you can be anything you want, its strange that so many people choose to be stupid... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Noah from (Notebook) sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
My silence does not means I forgot..the mountain is silent but have volcano inside!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some boys think of girls just like books..If the cover doesnt catch there eyes, they wont ever bother to read whats inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
