“The best sign of a really nice and working relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.” — Hongki Ader Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a status with your lovers name. & turns out the one stalkinq him/her is just a… — Erica Jade Montoya Copy Share Image
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for… — F Abahusain Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Computer only have 5th generations; But the 1st generations worth expensive — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you mix up your sweet breath for your visine your going to have a bad day. — Antonio Copy Share Image
I got a dream thats worth more then my reality. And pride thats worth more then a salary. — Strawberry Copy Share Image
Thank you to the ones that are in my life and make it absolutely amazing.. and I'd also like to thank the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The hardest thing is to realize that the people you trusted the most and loved the most, are the ones who stabbed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
