It's my mouth I say what I want too, and it's my wall I can write anything I feel like to write — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Women give sex in exchange for love while men give love in exchange for sex — Bigboyalweezy Copy Share Image
Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There's always that person whom you wish their status was about you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
ATTENTION GUYS Pt.1: You can show her all the attention she needs, it will not be enough. You can be a gentleman… — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
