Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a nice day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Calculating how long you've been showering by adding up the songs you listened to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all men who say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen' remember that's where the knives are kept. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend every month saying I love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right after you watch a scary movie and you hear the the slightest sound, you turn around, ready to throw down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No relationship is a waste of time. The wrong ones are there to teach you the lessons that prepare you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I agree with the dictionary..Girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
