Facebook status Quotes · Page 60

If Shakespeare would have Facebook.. It would be like: Juliet is in a relationship and its complicated.. And guess who would be…

— Kand3n

I hate when people tell me to calm down when I'm not even mad.

— Anonymous

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

— Nikhil Saluja

Never apologize for saying what you feel because that;s like saying Sorry for being real

— Anonymous

Atom Bomb: The invention to end all other inventions.

— Nikhil Saluja

'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...

— Anonymous

Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me?

— Anonymous

No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet.

— Amit Verma

You're the angel from the heaven and down this earth and snatch my heart away..!!

— Strawberry

I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing...…

— Kassidy Michael

Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality.

— Anonymous

The next generation wouldn't know the joy of making new friends by approaching them, they just search and add them

— Hussein Nishah

I love how you love me, and just knowing you are there loving me, makes me stronger, and more confident¦ With your…

— Karen Kostyla

Make Me Feel Like I M WANTED I Will Never Leave You :D

— Faisal Khan Neal

If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

— Enhance Dreams

Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills.

— Nikhil Saluja

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.

— Anonymous

After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity...

— Becca

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

— Anonymous

Always laugh when you can, it's the cheapest medicine.

— Anonymous

Phases of Love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex!

— Anonymous

They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with your crush and you have no choice but to say nothing.

— Anonymous

When trying to change someone; sit back and think first how hard it is to change yourself.. then re-evaluate what you're doing..

— Anonymous

I wish I was the girl who everyone wanted to be, instead of the one which everyone bullies.

— Emalie Newhall