Sometimes I does wish the like button on face book was a real kiss!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Theres always that one bitch that likes all of your boyfriends pictures on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have an amazing social-media wing man who manages my Facebook fan site. All my blogs get copied there. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What you post online speaks VOLUME about who you really are. POST with intention. REPOST with caution.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
“But like the best empire builders, he was both very determined and very skeptical. It’s like [former Intel CEO] Andy Grove says,… — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Facebook is the one place in which you can express random thoughts in your head & see if everybody else is as… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
MISSING someone is a wonderful feeling but sometimes it could be as painful as you didnt expect especially when that someone u… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Unlike the messier MySpace, Facebook has a cleaner and easier-to-customize interface and is much more, as Zuckerberg once described it to me,… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
Converting Facebook data into money is harder than it sounds, mostly because the vast bulk of your user data is worthless. Turns… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
I think there's a danger in how we can get addicted to the things that reaffirm to us who we are. For… — Carrie Coon Copy Share Image
“Revenues were, according to well-informed sources, more than $550 million for 2009—up from less than $300 million in 2008. That represents a… — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
One of my biggest fan bases is probably Macedonians, they always get behind me. They're always hitting me up on Facebook speaking… — Alexander Volkanovski Copy Share Image
As a Facebook user, do I have control of the data Facebook keeps about me? Concretely: can I examine and modify that… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
Facebook is not very good at dealing with named groups; they're not very good at saying, 'We've got this book club and… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
If I have to compete, I shall claim defeat. I refuse to repeat being cheated. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“I wish I were like Facebook; being able to 'like' and 'share' everything I get.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
It only takes one positive thought to wipe out thousands of negative ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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