The fact that Facebook presents facial recognition programmes as a desirable development, well, that in itself is a decisive step toward fascism,… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“simple love's hard to come by/ im just living my life, and i'm trying to be a lady.” — L. Divine Copy Share Image
These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales. — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos,… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“We live life for Love, Success, Freedom, Intimacy, Security, Adventure, Power, Passions, Comfort and Health as emotional states and we Google, Linked,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an extraordinarily important part of the Internet ecosystem, and having a robust presence there is a critical part… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We pretend to be friends on facebook,but in real life we have nothing to say to each other . — C_c Copy Share Image
People take fb way to serious... Serious its facebook if some1 swears or makes a wrong comment not on purpose people explode… — Kevin978 Copy Share Image
School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
