What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know what Twitter is; I don't use it. I don't use Facebook, so luckily, it does zero to my ego. — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The minute you hear the word 'share,' you start thinking Twitter and Facebook. These are the places that people can very quickly… — David Perry Copy Share Image
If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I really like Google+ it's much better than face book. The only game you can play on it is life. Which is… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You look at the tremendous success of Facebook. To my mind there is not a lot of commerce going on in these… — Meg Whitman Copy Share Image
It wasn't until a few years ago, when I was going through old Facebook pictures with a friend, and happened upon a… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
I don't know how many times I've turned to Twitter and Facebook to commiserate and celebrate, bounce ideas off of friends, colleagues… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
“In the absence of a global tracking system to effectively track pedophiles and checkmate their activities, the door will continue to remain… — Oche Otorkpa Copy Share Image
It's a really paradoxical thing. We want to think big, but start small. And then scale fast. People think about trying to… — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
“As for human contact, I'd lost all appetite for it. Mankind has, as you may have noticed, become very inventive about devising… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
I think there's a time to be private and a time to be public, and I think that companies like Facebook and… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It is categorically untrue that Cambridge Analytica has never used Facebook data. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
We sin then we ask for forgiveness. God is my teacher and I, his apprentice. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's always that person whom you wish their status was about you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The ones who are quick to jump your shit are usually the guilty party — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks! — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
If Clark Gable had a Facebook page, there would have been a 'Gone with the Wind 2.' — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
