“We are imperfect creatures created with egotistical defects, insecurities and an incomprehensible desire for perfection and the excessive use of social media… — Aysha Taryam Copy Share Image
You seem to know a lot of shit about shit I don't know a lot of shit about... there, the reason we… — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
The ones who are quick to jump your shit are usually the guilty party — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do not shit on me unless you are very sure you will never need me again — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I use Facebook quite a lot to keep up with my friends, although I had to delete 'Words With Friends' from my… — Joshua Bell Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Teenagers on facebook: I'm in a band, I model, I'm bi ~~~~~~~~ What they actually mean: I play guitar hero, I have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some people I see are so talented that they are just wasting their time on writing at Facebook. Talent must be productive..” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DMX wasn't checking what his fans were saying to him on Twitter or Facebook. Jay-Z is on a boat in Saint-Tropez. I'm… — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! !! — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image