Ladies, The next time you decide to try to reason with a MAN, BANG your HEAD against a BRICK WALL until the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You may be facebook famous behind a keyboard, but in reality, face to face, your on the same level as everyone else.… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As I have said many times - I like Facebook. I think it is well built and run. It's cool. I think… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the more special you treat someone, the more that someone takes you for granted? As if you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Isn't it true that many students do more of facebook than facing their book? You can never cook stones and expect meat. — Abegunde Sunday O Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm singing a song and somebody corrects me -.- b*tch what if I was freestyling?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong: I can and do waste time on the Internet with the best of them, but in some respects,… — Jonathan Dee Copy Share Image
Crap he's online. Should I talk to him? What would we talk about? Okay. I'm gonna do it. Oh... he logged off. — Every Teenage Copy Share Image
Everyone has made themselves into a commodity with Facebook, Twitter - with all of these things, you're commodifying your life every time… — Andrew Garfield Copy Share Image
When someone says wow you are a pervert , look at them, smile & say it took you this long to figure that out? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How different would people act if they couldn't show off on social media? Would they still do it?” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People share everything on Facebook. That can be a very good thing or a very noisy thing. With Foursquare, people know that… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
