As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook. — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
Don't make a permanent decision based on how you're temporarily feeling — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every day be a reason to live, because GOD made life indeed BEAUTIFUL!! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think that when the left found out that Facebook, a tool built by Silicon Valley, helped elect President Trump, they weren't… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans… As they reach over for their fourth slice… — Kevin Copy Share Image
If partnering with Facebook meant that we had to change our values, we wouldn't have done it. — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
Kamala Harris is fumbling and she's like, 'Oh, I'm going to go after Twitter because Elizabeth Warren sucked all the oxygen out… — Dagen McDowell Copy Share Image
The emails and the tweets and the Facebook posts and the fan mail that we get from young people all over America… — Trevor Donovan Copy Share Image
Facebook has stitched together your social graph. The idea of an interest graph is to bring together everyone that has shared interests.… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
“Facebook Sonnet Facebook is not just injurious to health, It's now a full-on humanitarian crisis. If you think it's just a harmless… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not all guys want sex, because some of them want a relationship. Not all guys like black ops, because loving-you is more… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Self-Obsession & Self-Presentation on Social-Media" Some people always post their cars/bikes photos because they love their cars/bikes so much. Some people always… — Zakia FR Copy Share Image
Personalized news aggregators are geared around connecting you to news sources; we're about connecting you to your friends. To people you're inspired… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
