Facebook Quotes · Page 49

Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful.

— Nikhil Saluja

This media era is amazing. Twitter, Facebook, ESPN, news outlets everywhere.

— Metta World Peace

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

— Nikhil Saluja

Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;

— Nikhil Saluja

Over 3000 friends on Facebook… Dude do you even know 30 of them?! TotalFail.

— Paul Alexander Zarzyna Lane

Facebook: at least you dont have to buy gas to get there!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Don't wait for things to get better, when you can make them better yourself

— Hussein Nishah

Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months.

— Nikhil Saluja

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm always getting texts asking why I'm not responding on Instagram or Facebook, and I'm like, 'It's not me. You're writing to…

— Travis Fimmel

They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in…

— Nikhil Saluja

Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes?

— Nikhil Saluja

Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.

— Anonymous

“I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go.

— Anonymous

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

— Nikhil Saluja

A lot of people were cast for 'Geordie Shore' out in the clubs. Now, with me, I wasn't from Newcastle and I…

— Charlotte Crosby

You happily give Facebook terabytes of structured data about yourself, content with the implicit tradeoff that Facebook is going to give you…

— John Battelle

“Millennials (aka Generation Y) are great at social media (Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, Twitter,Tumblr, Instagram, Flickr, Snapchat, Pinterest, YouTube, Vimeo, and Periscope) but…

— Ramesh Lohia

Some of the most productive people in history have been self-confessed 'muck-middens,' as my husband would say: Agatha Christie, Benjamin Franklin and…

— Kate Garraway

In Silicon Valley, where I worked at companies like Facebook and Twitter for the earlier part of this decade, Cuba was generally…

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr are all 'User First, Brands Second' services. The brands are all over these services now. But for the…

— Fred Wilson

Your insurance broker has your telephone number, but your insurance broker doesn't have your Facebook ID. I think they are very different…

— Brian Acton

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!

— Anonymous

Don't go around fire and expect not to come out smelling like smoke

— Hussein Nishah

Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.

— Nikhil Saluja

'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook.

— Anonymous

Women speak in estrogen. Men listen in testosterone.

— Nikhil Saluja

Thanks to my fans for support on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

— Alexandre Pato

LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener;

— Nikhil Saluja

Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it.

— Nikhil Saluja

“It's good netiquette to look for every opportunity to compliment others online.

— David Chiles

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

— Nikhil Saluja

Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.

— Anonymous

“Facebook is to mental health, what fossil fuel is to climate health.”

— Abhijit Naskar

A fool and his money ¦can throw a truly great party!

— Nikhil Saluja

When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive.

— Anonymous

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

— Nikhil Saluja