I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you… — Pinho Copy Share Image
If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When Facebook first started, and it was just a social directory for undergrads at Harvard, it would have seemed like such a… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wouldn't single out Facebook as a concern, because we've got different local competitors around the world. — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches be like:you cramping my style Like they even have one — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We had no idea that things like Facebook and Twitter, and all these other concepts, would ever happen. — Martin Cooper Copy Share Image
I can forgive at a certain point. I can forget at a certain point. but I still have to let go... at… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy likes you...he'll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for… — PrInCeSs PeAcHeS Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
