I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings? — Elormie Copy Share Image
If partnering with Facebook meant that we had to change our values, we wouldn't have done it. — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship today requires hard work and dedication. Stop talking about your partner to others. I see so many statuses… — Gregory Modise Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook = People I know and hate. Twitter and Tumblr = People I love and wish I knew — Jeet Copy Share Image
I won't sell any Facebook shares as long as I'm on the board. When I leave, all my Facebook shares will be… — Donald E. Graham Copy Share Image
Facebook is blocked in mainland China, but is used heavily by the rest of the Chinese-speaking world, including Hong Kong, Singapore, and… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
's thought of the day. If you know you Love someone, then never be afraid to tell them. It could change your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ....… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody follows what Twitter says. Everybody follows what Facebook says. Nobody dictates the situation for himself or herself. — Inspectah Deck Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You can collect Facebook data legally with the consent of the Facebook users and the consent of Facebook. — Alexander Nix Copy Share Image
Ramps have been employed to look in the bins along the marathon route in London for suspicious packages. They will be paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Number of followers doesn't make you a leader . Hitler had thousands and jesus had 12 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of my friends and colleagues are in the public eye, so they have to pay close attention to what they wear.… — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
I am not very comfortable with Facebook and Twitter, and that's why I've kept myself away from such things. — Tanushree Dutta Copy Share Image
By playing on people's desire to belong to groups, Facebook creates a new, inclusive society. After all, Facebook is not like Harvard… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
