Facebook Quotes · Page 52

As you wait for hes replay, the man of your dreams is busy talking to hes...

— Anonymous

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

— Nikhil Saluja

Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish.

— Nikhil Saluja

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.

— Nikhil Saluja

Turn your procrastination into progress, keep moving forward and never regress.

— Raghib Clitso

I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

HUSBAND, is much like a fire -- he goes out if unattended;

— Nikhil Saluja

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people.

— Anonymous

“Hurricanes couldn’t remove you from my mind. You’re my world and I’m incapable of not loving you.”

— Billie-Jo Williams

When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm…

— Nikhil Saluja

Let the summer begin now: so we can see girls uploading their half naked picture and claim that its hot while thinking…

— Scientist Dumi

If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's…

— Nikhil Saluja

If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

— Nikhil Saluja

There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow.

— Hussein Nishah

In every feelings,thoughts and opinions.If there's no one left talk to...the only one you can turn to is Facebook… now a days...

— Louaiq8

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

— Anonymous

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly…

— Nikhil Saluja

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook either makes you a saint, hipocrite or a lunatic, go ahead pick one,your choice!

— Nisa Reed

I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg.

— Andy Samberg

Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall … And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ……

— Nikhil Saluja

In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'

— Anonymous

God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still…

— Simi Ngr

I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'

— Anonymous

Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

— Hussein Nishah

You can tell a lot about a person by holding a gun at their head and asking them questions.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm most active on Instagram, then Twitter, and then Facebook. I haven't opened up Snapchat for the public; it's only for my…

— Varun Dhawan

Now people meet on Skype, get together on Facebook, Cheat on MSN and break-up by text. Soon,we'll get married by bluetooth and…

— Anonymous

Facebook shouldn't give us the option to like our own status. Some people didn't realize they shouldn't do it and this is…

— Mielya Saladdin

I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,…

— Nikhil Saluja

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...

— Anonymous

There is a great question.if any boy statue on facebook there is no comment.but if any girl write hi or any else…

— Senhamphom

Mark Zuckerberg is the product of Facebook just as surely as Facebook is the product of Mark Zuckerberg.

— Tom Junod

When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed.

— Hussein Nishah

“It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence.

— David Chiles

“... She looks really happy." "Everyone looks happy on Facebook." "I know, right? What's up with that?”

— Harlan Coben

There is no love button on Facebook because true love is for the real people around you. They are more deserving of…

— Mufti Ismail Menk

The fact that Facebook presents facial recognition programmes as a desirable development, well, that in itself is a decisive step toward fascism,…

— Christoph Waltz

Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life.

— Nikhil Saluja