I mean, I don't think the Facebook merger with WhatsApp and Instagram should have been approved. But I'm not for reflexively breaking… — Ro Khanna Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Believe it or not but each of us are right in one way or other. All depends on our perception... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So all I really seen my whole life is just Myspace and Instagram and Facebook and Twitter and YouTube. — Lil Tracy Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I Dont Have A Problem With Those Who Dont Like Me, I Just Have A Problem Whith Those Who Pretend To — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“This thrilled Zuckerberg, whose primary measure of the service’s success was how often users returned.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
The truth to life is: Nobody will love you more than you ever love yourself, so it's important to always treat yourself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep… — Danish Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that you don't like me, what bothers me is that you are hypocritical and PRETEND to like me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For the general public or psychos on Facebook, for everyone who's made one negative comment about me, I've probably gotten 250-300 positive… — Abby Lee Miller Copy Share Image
In the digital age of 'overnight' success stories such as Facebook, the hard slog is easily overlooked. — James Dyson Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fixing someone broken heart, is much like treating a sickness¦no matter how hard you try if youre not the right medicine, you… — Laine Copy Share Image
I watch everything online... I consume so much media through Instagram and Facebook, too. — Shenaz Treasury Copy Share Image
Its funny how love is. It can build you - make you feel whole. But it can also rip you apart into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People, liking and commenting First to like on a Facebook photo, Really? Will you get a diploma for that? Please Explain, Love… — Donya Ina English Copy Share Image
Treating your lovers like royalty all the time can lead them to treat you like a peasant. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Just when you think world has found a perfect balance, someone starts a live video with terrible sound and shaky footage, often… — Crestless Wave Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
Everybody follows what Twitter says. Everybody follows what Facebook says. Nobody dictates the situation for himself or herself. — Inspectah Deck Copy Share Image
I do Facebook, but I only have my friends and family on it, and they always laugh at me for how little… — Joanne Froggatt Copy Share Image
I think Facebook has a lot of work to do to make sure people are seeing meaningful things and not garbage. — Brad Stone Copy Share Image
Political activists in Hong Kong and Taiwan use Facebook as their primary tool to mobilize support for their causes and activities. — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
