There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm reading my Facebook feed, it's using algorithms, procedures, and methods to give me what I want, or what it thinks… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
I love people who post about every detail of their life on facebook¦ then get mad because people are In their Business — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ideally, Facebook would take all our clicks and information and would magically give us everything we want, without us even knowing we… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
MOVIE STAR, a Hollywood resident who cannot live in the institution of marriage -- but doesn't mind frequent visits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How different would people act if they couldn't show off on social media? Would they still do it?” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore. — Michael Birch Copy Share Image
I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My third song I put out, it got a lot of shares on Facebook. I'm like 'OK, they digging it.' — GloRilla Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You know youre broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally dont have two-cents to rub together. 3.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
They say: don't cry over what is gone, smile about what remains. No matter what it is that you lost, you can… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There are not sufficient regulatory frameworks to handle the amount of power that companies like Facebook have, particularly in the United States. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Where did the inspiring Obama of the campaign go, that Facebook pied piper who friended the whole world with this update: 'Change… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People have just assumed that... if we call our Facebook acquaintances our friends, we must be influenced by them, too. But we're… — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Invest in people. Souls are eternal. Count your blessings, and share with someone less fortunate. Be a blessing to someone today. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Thinks certain people need to get there facts straight about the situation before they run there mouths — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
LinkedIn is for the people you know. Facebook is for the people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want… — Mike Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People shouldn't be scared of taking a chance on a new life because of what-ifs and buts. They should go for it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Midnight is the time when we think, 'Well, we should probably send our last email; let me just check Facebook one more… — Matthew Walker Copy Share Image
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
Someguys are capable of playing Mr nice guy of facebook but in real life, they suck big time. — Dumi Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
