When my mom start using facebook she dun even care if I die in front of her . — Honey Babe Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind to hang out on Facebook or Twitter or even talk on the cellphone, really. — Sal Khan Copy Share Image
“Today, spend a little time cultivating relationships offline. Never forget that everybody isn't on social media.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune intoned in the distance by an invisible player. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In Silicon Valley, where I worked at companies like Facebook and Twitter for the earlier part of this decade, Cuba was generally… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook allows outsiders to add functionality to the site but reserves the right to change that policy at any time, to charge… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook, like, you're nobody. There's all of these sort of requirements now, and if you don't have… — Taissa Farmiga Copy Share Image
Social media has shaken up the world of sales, with Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter offering new ways to hound leads and unprecedented… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
Companies with aspirations to be larger publishers - Kabam, Kixeye, even Zynga - are moving aggressively off the Facebook platform to mobile… — Mitch Lasky Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to write stories on Facebook, and people started reading them, from 10-12 people initially, to thousands of people later. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
Loving how God has given me multiple talents,worth,and purposes and will remember as I am admired that my father that loves me… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
