HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Personnely I think that conservatives & liberals should move towards the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run'em over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is a long tradition in China for writers and journalists to take pen names, partly as protection from retaliation by authorities.… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Beyonce sings: 'to the left?'. Because niggers don't have any rights — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism -… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Facebook I would've liked, but I made a huge mistake, and I made it a public page, and it didn't work out… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
I want every idea I have to make me money. I want every post I write to have 10,000 Facebook likes. I… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What you see from these tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Twitter - they control the space and they control the speech. — Tim Pool Copy Share Image
I had a hard enough time in high school, fitting in without having to keep up with Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook -… — Amanda Crew Copy Share Image
I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Facebook, they say such nice things that… — Dakota Goyo Copy Share Image
I was really excited by the idea that people were sharing information now and discovering information in a totally new way on… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
Facebook has stitched together your social graph. The idea of an interest graph is to bring together everyone that has shared interests.… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
