That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says wow you are a pervert , look at them, smile & say it took you this long to figure that out? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If all of a sudden the number of friend requests in your profile increases, understand that the thirty days block period of… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
Today, I believe everybody's their own brand, and everybody has their own brand and they curate their own brand on their Facebook… — Kenneth Cole Copy Share Image
Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone… — Tony G Copy Share Image
Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Whenever I show support, I do it with the work of my hands and not just with posts on Facebook. — Brian Mast Copy Share Image
Life would be better if girls had mute buttons, boys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons and good times… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Take time to find that friend that will be there for you, and if you mistake others for them along the way,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
While I am not saying Facebook cannot be a wonderland for marketers, I am still waiting to see the proof of it,… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up on Facebook; it's a different realm I live in. For some people, this is inauthentic, but for me, it's… — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
Social networking platforms like Facebook and Twitter should be urged to adhere to business practices that maximize the safety of activists using… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Everything I know about Facebook makes me want to avoid it. Twitter has really improved my reading habits. — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Google+ will never have a user base to rival Facebook's. It just won't. Not even if you include the 'users' who create… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
Before giving your heart to anyone, make sure that you own their heart first. Business is business — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Google created the intent graph. Facebook created the social graph. We are creating the emotional graph. — Naveen Tewari Copy Share Image
Seriously, I want to make an application to detecting every images with duck face, and sell this app to facebook — RK26 Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more &… — Babloo Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would like to open a restaurant, call it the Marilyn Monroe Café, and put hundreds of pictures of Jeff Goldblum on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. ...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I love the challenge of having one character who is traveling back in time to find someone. Nowadays, the only way we… — Colin Trevorrow Copy Share Image
If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks you should never change what u feel based on what others think, never change who u are to fit others ideals.… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Youre only doing it for attention and youll be back in a day. — Brad Copy Share Image
The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
