Things like Facebook and Twitter, all that stuff, are about, 'I'm here! Here I am! I'm somebody special!' — Terry O'Quinn Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We are damaging the world more with our mobiles than our forefathers did with their musket.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media is your opportunity to reach a massive number of people with transparency, honesty, and integrity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Ramps have been employed to look in the bins along the marathon route in London for suspicious packages. They will be paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can think whatever you want about me. I don't care. Just bear in mind, the moment you underestimate me, I win. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There are 500 million people on Facebook, but what are they saying to each other? Not much. — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
We pretend to be friends on facebook,but in real life we have nothing to say to each other . — C_c Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think American life requires you to be on Facebook. It does require you to have access to the Internet. — Ro Khanna Copy Share Image
KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Ladies, The next time you decide to try to reason with a MAN, BANG your HEAD against a BRICK WALL until the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Combining the premium content and reach of Yahoo! as the world's leading digital media company with Facebook provides branded advertisers with unmatched… — Ross Levinsohn Copy Share Image
We add friends on Facebook to feel accepted, but we go to the club and don't want to be bother… — Chris Gilliam Copy Share Image
I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I actually don't read most of the coverage about Facebook. I try to learn from getting input from people who use our… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 2016, there was no sign that conservative pages did badly on Facebook. To the contrary, they were the pages that got… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Never pretend to be something you do not intend to be, and never drop a bomb if you can not handle the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
We had no idea that things like Facebook and Twitter, and all these other concepts, would ever happen. — Martin Cooper Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook or anything. I just feel like my life is better without it. — Ben Lloyd-Hughes Copy Share Image
I can forgive at a certain point. I can forget at a certain point. but I still have to let go... at… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
