Sometimes I'm just a sorry away from you. You can simply apologize and hold paitence meanwhile it gets me some time to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook has revolutionized social games, as friends can see your points, achievements and in game events. — Brock Pierce Copy Share Image
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say treat people the way you like to be treated. I say retweet people the way they retweet you!. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Brush off the insults. Love those who love you and leave those who curse you. When you get to where you're going… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I run our Twitter and Facebook pages, because I feel it's important to maintain a personal relationship with fans. — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody is forcing anybody who is uncomfortable with the terms of service to use Facebook. Executives point out that Internet users have… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Facebook is suggesting people with no profile pictures, thats like showing me a person's feet and asking me if I know who… — Maoza Copy Share Image
The thing that's been really surprising about the evolution of Facebook is - I think then, and I think now - that… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forgiveness.. It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives., When its Being Crushed..!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a relationship where we found out each other's Facebook passwords and would check each other's messages. That's not healthy. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's going to be a Google or a Facebook or a Zynga every three to five years. Those are really big ideas… — Dave McClure Copy Share Image
Stop! Wasting time on facebook. It's bad. Wasting time on arguing with people, that dislikes what you love is worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
There are no second chances so forgive the past remember the present and prepare for the future its the only life you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is who you used to know; Twitter is who you want to know and things you want to know more about. — Chris Sacca Copy Share Image
To all the ladies who say gentlemen don't exist, they do exist but gentlemen are attracted to ladies not sluts. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When somebody left you, people might say that, theres plenty of fishes in the sea but theres also sharks, seaweed and toxic… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
