Before giving your heart to anyone, make sure that you own their heart first. Business is business — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how good or bad you think life is,wake up each day and be thankful for life. Somewhere else,someone is fighting… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Just because one person is doing something does not mean you have to do. We the Christians are in this world but… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I wonder which is ultimately more creepy: shopping at Amazon or using Facebook? — Harper Reed Copy Share Image
If two people are arguing & one person says, You know what... Just sit back & enjoy. Trust me that argument is… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do so many females look better on Facebook and Instagram than in person? Answer: Photo Editing -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave Facebook and Oculus to work on curing diseases using some new imaging technologies I've been incubating for… — Mary Lou Jepsen Copy Share Image
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image
“What do you think your valuation is right now?" Mark asked as they both sat uncomfortably across from and below him, peering… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So all I really seen my whole life is just Myspace and Instagram and Facebook and Twitter and YouTube. — Lil Tracy Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
