I see the people who teased me on Facebook, and they look like hell. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
LOVE, That delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock {John Barrymore}; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since the founding of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and other mainstays of what technology writers have come to call 'the social Web' or… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think of everything in Seattle - Microsoft, Amazon, Starbucks. Then you go down to Silicon Valley - Intel, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter.… — Nicolas Berggruen Copy Share Image
My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has no phone,but I talk to him. He's not on facebook,but he's still my friend. He's not on twitter,but I still… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Seriously, I want to make an application to detecting every images with duck face, and sell this app to facebook — RK26 Copy Share Image
