I tweet, Facebook, website, but guess what? Do I look at any response? Have I ever looked at a response? I wouldn't… — John Calipari Copy Share Image
Here's the lovely thing about not-chronic, non-clinical insomnia; you get to see dawn. Otherwise it's just great for procrastination and doing stupid… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When Taylor had called Mark to explain the situation, Facebook's CEO had given clear instructions to shut Twitter down the second it… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Mahn y'all aint gon b'lee me. I just saw a Ni55ar in PoloShirt Wit Mayweather punchin PacMan as da Logo. Eiii... These… — PreezY Copy Share Image
There was a thing on Facebook that said, 'Describe George Clooney's wedding in three words,' and my answer was, 'Not invited again.' — Michael O'Keefe Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate writing about personal stuff. I don't have a Facebook page. I don't use my Twitter account. I am familiar with… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
What's the point of having 300+ like's on facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just Sayin' — Anne Dawn Copy Share Image
If someone truly wants you. Nothing will keep them away, they will do everything they can to be with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't look back at the path you have already walked,Look forward to the path you haven't walked — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone would object to Facebook selling ads or having ads directed at me, as long as people didn't think… — Ro Khanna Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
More and more readers are finding important and interesting content through platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and now Medium rather than traditional publishers. — Richard Edelman Copy Share Image
Facing your fears isn't always easy, believe in yourself enough to take the first step, don't stop, keep going, and trust your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was about to read your political rant that you posted on Facebook, but I just went on living my life instead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Machines and people are both necessary for Facebook, Twitter, Wikipedia, Google, and neither is sufficient on its own. — Oren Etzioni Copy Share Image
Social media has shaken up the world of sales, with Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter offering new ways to hound leads and unprecedented… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
When you sitting with your dad using the same Facebooking, suddenly you heard he's reading some familiar words then you realize it's… — FRHnLEAD Copy Share Image
Love without Fear, Trust without Restriction, Want without Demand, Accept people for who they are — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You shouldn't have to make someone fall in love with you because if it's meant to happen they'll love you with you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crap he's online. Should I talk to him? What would we talk about? Okay. I'm gonna do it. Oh... he logged off. — Every Teenage Copy Share Image
As we get older, It becomes difficult to just trust and believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the bad part of town, meaning there was… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter became a major place to find out what was breaking on the Internet. Facebook became a place to share links. Social… — Kevin Rose Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
