You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard to think that Mark Zuckerberg is actually impoverishing anyone by getting rich with Facebook. But driverless cars are another matter… — Angus Deaton Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I try to post on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at least once a day. But, it changes depending on what I have… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“Today, spend a little time cultivating relationships offline. Never forget that everybody isn't on social media.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others. — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We never saw Google+ Circles or Facebook Lists as reflective of the way our friendships play out. — Evan Spiegel Copy Share Image
No matter how good or bad you think life is,wake up each day and be thankful for life. Somewhere else,someone is fighting… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are ugly, you are ugly. Posting your naked picture on facebook won't turn you to be beautiful — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While I have never learned to use a computer, I am surrounded by family and friends who carry information to me from… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
There's a real company in Facebook and then a lot of pretenders riding their coat tails. — Whitney Tilson Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
Don't hate people, hate the games they play. We all make mistakes. At some point there is this thing called enough. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The power of Bernie Sanders was not only in his email list. The centers of power were local groups that formed on… — Saikat Chakrabarti Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What you see from these tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Twitter - they control the space and they control the speech. — Tim Pool Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I Bought 1 Gigabyte Of Data Just To Unfriend People Who Complain About Their Relationships And The Weather. — Maoza Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before Google, and long before Facebook, Bezos had realized that the greatest value of an online company lay in the consumer data… — George Packer Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter and Google have all opened offices in Brazil, recognizing the importance of localizing their products and customer service efforts. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Since social media arrived social skills have declined. Fake became real and narcissists thrive!” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get used to it. — Charles Schulz Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
