Its so hard to close your eyes when all you can see are the things that hurt you, so hard to close… — Superman Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I curate my life in a way. It's always playing on my mind, kind of a love-hate relationship. I'm not one of… — Lorde Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you. — Avalon Copy Share Image
It's not being in love that makes me happy...it is the person that I am in love with that does. — Purple's Heart Copy Share Image
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. Youre only doing it for attention and youll be back in a day. — Brad Copy Share Image
Don't wait for things to get better, when you can make them better yourself — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real story of Facebook is just that we've worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinks you should never change what u feel based on what others think, never change who u are to fit others ideals.… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook, like great politicians, surfs waves that it very rarely (if ever) creates. — Dominic Cummings Copy Share Image
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
