When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WhatsApp is both disrupting and demonetizing the entire wireless industry, and now the Facebook acquisition provides the infrastructure needed for WhatsApp to… — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
If you don't have a crazy facebook friend, you are the crazy facebook friend. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a really paradoxical thing. We want to think big, but start small. And then scale fast. People think about trying to… — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
Over 3000 friends on Facebook.... Dude do you even know 30 of them?! TotalFail. — Paul Alexander Zarzyna Lane Copy Share Image
Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18 — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No one ever complained about Facebook for a single day until Donald Trump was president. — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am strong because I know what it's like to be weak, I laugh because I know sadness, I love because I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facing your fears isn't always easy, believe in yourself enough to take the first step, don't stop, keep going, and trust your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With 'Running Scared,' I originally wanted to do a piece that was going to be about a couple, and the whole thing… — Alden Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
