Everybody with all these devices and it's oh I gotta tweet, I gotta Facebook, I gotta this, I gotta that... it's like… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, iPods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No man should be on Facebook. It's an invasion of everyone's privacy. I really cannot stand it. — Christina Hendricks Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You don't have to announce on Facebook when you're taking a Facebook break. There's nobody you need to apply for leave to,… — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
Study finds that if someone likes your stuff on Facebook/Instagram you're 56% more likely to do a favor for them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook people are finding me that I don't really know. People poke you on Facebook. I'm like, 'Why? Why are you poking… — Bridget Kelly Copy Share Image
I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I know a lot of celebrities who go around complaining how little privacy they… — Cote de Pablo Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never regret anything because at some point everything you did was what you wanted to do...And sometimes that's the hardest thing to… — Never Regret Anything Because At Some Point Everyt Copy Share Image
Make sure that the choices you make are good for YOU, because YOU'RE the one whose gonna have to live with them. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you want a perfect dramatic relationship, I guess you should start to be a movie star: cause in the movie all… — Dumi Copy Share Image
“Cohler advertised for summer interns, then sometimes told promising applicants when they came for an interview that Thefacebook was only hiring full-timers.” — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Twitter: any time I write on my page they call it a tweet.. but you facebook how do they call your writings? — Elormie Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can get more stuff done with Facebook than any other tool that we know of, and we'd like to make that… — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Be grateful for what you have~*~Try not to dwell on what you don't have~*~And strive for what you wan — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes,thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these b*tches swimmin on the first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The NFL is boring, the NBA is disintegrating, baseball is totally predictable. Maybe we do need the XFL. Maybe we need Nude… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its not until we see someone in a place where they are vulnerable to actually understand the truth of that someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a small startup considering selling your company, there's definitely far worse places to work than Facebook. — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
Wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do! — Serenity Karma Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for… — F Abahusain Copy Share Image
If someone is talking to you about someone else, there is a good chance they are talking to someone else about you! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
