Always tell the people that matter you love them, because you never know when you are going to lose them or when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
“You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the… — Jonathan Anthony Burkett Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't worry u will be OK if u don't want to get hut or go back to school if Ur tired go… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How can you believe in the word BELIEVE when theres a lie in the center? When theres an END of every FRIEND?… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where we will share everything about celebrities on social media but our friend's business posts are invisible.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Been living on this earth for so long now and still don't know what a happy life feels like. I'm ready for… — Jonathan Anthony Burkett Copy Share Image
LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE. — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
You know Facebook has this sort of bizarre culture of like really shunning people who raise legitimate concerns about how, you know,… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As users replace usage of the web with a mobile, app-centric ecosystem, the phone becomes the center of gravity. In this mobile… — Keith Teare Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This Days You Know Your The Choosen One When Your Picture Appears As His/Her Profile Picture On Facebook And Whatsaap — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am comfortable with technology. I am a private person and would rather not be on Twitter or Facebook. — Zeenat Aman Copy Share Image
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not on Twitter. I do have a Facebook page and Facebook friends. It's a lot of fun, especially if you… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I dont get it. Moving on. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
How hasn't someone invented a smoke detector that can tell the difference between blazing inferno & toast?!? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video,… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Hold onto the ones you hold most dear. Love them, cherish them. Never give up or turn your back to them. Cause… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
