Facebook Quote by Allison Williams

Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal.

— Pradeep Chandra

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

— Jessica Mcdoodle

Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

If you're going to talk to (ME) them hoes you f'n with gotta go , that one ex gotta go , the ;) on…

— Unknowngooglecom

Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds!

— Anonymous

Everyone Is Normal Until You Add Them As Your Facebook Friend.

— Anonymous

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.

— Anonymous

When it's over it's over ! Stalking someone or something your ex has like a phone , facebook page , and there new lover…

— Kevin McCarty

When you can't stop sneaking around your ex's Facebook, pain is just inevitable.

— Alitta T

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

— Anonymous