Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook famously moved out to Palo Alto, there were people in the same house Facebook was based in working on different… — Patrick Collison Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Facebook. I have a sort of anonymous account that I check, like, once every six months every time Facebook… — Evgeny Morozov Copy Share Image
Whenever I see a Caution: slippery when wet sign I hide it somewhere, then I sit down & enjoy the show. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For me, even with my Twitter and Facebook, I'm not on it all the time. I don't Twitter every day. — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all, stay… — Wax Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have learned that when you change and grow into a different person not everyone will be happy about it and want… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can barely use my iPhone. I can't do Facebook, can't do Twitter, can't do Instagram, none of it. — Joe Gilgun Copy Share Image
Every successful business, even Google, Facebook, Twitter, started with a combination of manual improvements and friends of the founders using the site. — James Altucher Copy Share Image
You have a certain identity that you present to the world on Facebook, and you have a certain identity that you present… — Brian Acton Copy Share Image
You go on Facebook, you buy social advertising. And you can very cost-effectively target people who are in the market for your… — Marc Andreesen Copy Share Image
I'm afraid to tell you how I feel cause I don't want to lose you. so I'm just going to be quite… — Purple's Heart Copy Share Image
I use Facebook all the time. I'm not a believer that they're going to do everything on the Internet better than anyone… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you find the word Love in the dictionary you will know the meaning, If you find LOVE from someone, you will… — Ab Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave Facebook and Oculus to work on curing diseases using some new imaging technologies I've been incubating for… — Mary Lou Jepsen Copy Share Image
If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
