CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy” — Sunil Raina Copy Share Image
“LIFE IS AN ENTHUSIASM. MY EXPERIENCE OF LIFE, MY VISION ALL ARE MENTION IN MY BOOKS. WRITING LANGUAGE - MALAYALAM. I BORN… — Saravan Maheswer Copy Share Image
Etc: The word that makes people think you are smarter than you really are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If girl photoshop her image and upload it on facebook thought that she will get a guy well then yes she will… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
In my view, we need to break up Facebook from Instagram and the other potential competitors that Facebook bought up. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!” — T.A Copy Share Image
As you wait for hes replay, the man of your dreams is busy talking to hes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks! — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient. — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
