My Facebook fans have become my family in a lot of ways, so when that was taken away from me, it felt… — Tomi Lahren Copy Share Image
Dance to the music only you can hear, live everyday the way you want, and never lose hope, because sometimes that's all… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they ever do an autopsy of me, they'd assume the cause of death from a broken heart and multiple stab wounds… — Evita Loca Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch them in… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Life was so simple when apples and blackberries were fruit, a tweet was the sound of nature, and facebooks were photo albums” — Carl Henegan Copy Share Image
“People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!” — T.A Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A lot of great people come to Facebook. In our business, we're about how do we help connect our companies to great… — David Sze Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense. — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
It's never the end game. Facebook is now a platform upon which all kinds of applications are being built it's definitely not… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel proud wen bf of a girl removes me frm there fb I'd as just they r afraid of losing their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clearly there's value in Twitter and Facebook; otherwise, none of us would be involved in it. — Eric Bischoff Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u — Babloo Copy Share Image
We may not be able to change what we have done in the past..but we can change what will happen in the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
To be successful in engaging others, you must share AND create. If these actions are weighted, so is your potential for reach… — Jamie Timbre Copy Share Image
These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales. — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a… — Leelee Sobieski Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking,… — Paperjam Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like you status not simple because I'm making you to get more likes but because its touching me. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
It's cheaper to buy and use and place ads on Facebook than it is to buy print and radio. — Michael Rapino Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
