Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“it is sad when you say (you would take a bullet for somebody) not realizing it was the person that you loved… — Famosito Timido Enamorado Copy Share Image
Truth: it stabs you in the arm Lies: Stab you in the heart. Always be truthful from the start. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Remember... every thing in life is a Choice, and every Choice comes with a Consequence, whether good or bad! Stop and think… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of. — Chad Hurley Copy Share Image
Thanks to social media like Facebook, Twitter and Goodreads, I can easily reach out to so many people. Being a writer gives… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
Everybody with all these devices and it's oh I gotta tweet, I gotta Facebook, I gotta this, I gotta that... it's like… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
Every things you're doing you post on facebook, we don't want to know that now you're eating, you're going to bed you're… — Dumi Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
