FACEBOOK- A place where people announce their problems to the world but no to the person they have a problem with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
I joined Facebook purely so I could play online Scrabble. You have eight tiles instead of seven, so you tend to have… — Moby Copy Share Image
I think it's a problem that we don't have more companies like Facebook. It shouldn't be the only company that's doing this… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My God, what did I do before Facebook? I guess I had to call people and see how they're doing! Now I… — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I go to the gym and I forgot how to lift. But not Facebook, Tweet, throw pics on instagram while texting girls. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
What do you want forget what everyone else wants. That's why I don't understand a post on facebook with comments and the… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Whatsapp but its important to have some friends who can… — AaRon CcHan Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say treat people the way you like to be treated. I say retweet people the way they retweet you!. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Brush off the insults. Love those who love you and leave those who curse you. When you get to where you're going… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I run our Twitter and Facebook pages, because I feel it's important to maintain a personal relationship with fans. — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nobody is forcing anybody who is uncomfortable with the terms of service to use Facebook. Executives point out that Internet users have… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Facebook is suggesting people with no profile pictures, thats like showing me a person's feet and asking me if I know who… — Maoza Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have giant Facebook, which wants people to be more engaged, and they also want to grow and trade different things, including… — Walt Mossberg Copy Share Image
I love playing video games. I love listening to music. Just surfing the web. Facebook, Twitter, keeping in touch with people from… — Trey Burke Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
"You are mine forever." The most selfish line, but the sweetest words we want to hear from the one we love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook could have gone public whenever it wanted. We decided the right time was 2012. It could have easily been 2010 or 2014. — Chamath Palihapitiya Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just done...ya know...just walk away and move on...no ugly words..no formal goodbye...just no more. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook has revolutionized social games, as friends can see your points, achievements and in game events. — Brock Pierce Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm just a sorry away from you. You can simply apologize and hold paitence meanwhile it gets me some time to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a relationship where we found out each other's Facebook passwords and would check each other's messages. That's not healthy. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
