Before Quote by Marissa Jaret Winokur

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! !!

— Melchor Lim

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know…

— Anonymous

I decided to get off facebook and get a new life!

— Urvashi Anand

When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.

— Scott Rogowsky

Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even know

— Anonymous

You know you have nothing to do when you check Facebook every five minutes to see whats going on in someone elses life.

— Ritu

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

— Will Ferrell

I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

Facebook is just like a jail. you sit around,waste some time,creep a little bit,have a profile picture,write on people's walls and get poked by…

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment

— Author Name

I didn't set out to attack Facebook. Facebook has just been incredibly uncooperative. It hasn't respected the role of the media and scrutiny and…

— Christopher Wylie